Arr matey. Arr.

Okay, I know why Hanson stopped being popular. Their fan base was mostly young women (plus me)(I still like 'em, they have some catchy tunes)(sigh), and after a while, the women became insanely jealous over the boys' long, silky, perfect hair, and so boycotted them in protest. Rumour has it they've cut their hair. A comeback can't be far behind.