Not even kidding a bit.

Too many of you, this may seem like an amusing post, but I am deadly serious. DON'T EAT WHILE YOU'RE TALKING ON THE PHONE!! Seriously, it's so disgusting, it makes my hair just stand on end. I don't know why, but the sound of chewing sometimes grosses me out to point of not being able to handle it. I remember when I lived at home I would be eating supper and no one would be talking (cuz we's enjoyin' good eats!), and I would get up to use the bathroom, or finish after one helping, or discretely cover my ears (hang my head like I'm tired and hold it in my hands) because if I didn't then I would have lost my mind. It really bothered me. It hasn't come up much lately because I usually eat alone at my place (my own chewing doesn't bother me) or I'm with people and there are no silences (often cuz I'm in a restaurant and there are ambient noises masking it). But I found that it bothers me even more when it's on the phone. That's just gross. No one wants to hear mastication over the phone.
Well, I'ma gonna go eat now.