Bond. James Blond. I mean, Bond.

On Her Majesty's Secret Service

Update: Bond is wearing a pink shirt! How the mighty have fallen.

Update: Twenty minutes in and already two midgets. Who says this is a bad movie?

Update: "What she needs is a man to dominate her! To make love to her enough to make her love HIM!" I miss the sixties.

Update: That's right, don't marry her for love, sex, or money. But revenge? Well, that's a noble reason if I've ever heard one.

Update: Yay! A cheesy montage where they fall in love! After six Bond movies, that really is what we want to see...

Update: New from Canon, a combination photocopier, printer, and safe-cracker. For all of your espionage needs.

Update: He's wearing a kilt at dinner. A woman writes something secretly on his leg. She takes enough time and motions enough to write a phone number. When we finally see it, it's an 8. My conclusion is that women are obviously illiterate and need a man in there life. A strong man who can dominate them!

Update: So, according to the movie a person is allergic to chickens because she hates them and she has been cured by making her like them. I like penicillin. I like penicillin. I like penicillin.

Update: Three tram cars have left the top of the mountain, and none have come back up. I'm not quite sure how that's possible.

Update: He's skiing on one ski. JAMES BOND INVENTED SNOWBOARDING!!!!!

Update: And he has officially lost all ninja skills that he acquired in the previous movie. He's sort of an anti-ninja now.

Update: They have just driven their '69 Mercury Cougar into a stock car race - a race consisting of Austin Minis and Volkswagen Beetles. Awesome!

Update: James has just declared his undying love to his woman, and proposed marriage. She is so gonna die.

Update: Man, Swiss people are dedicated to their jobs. The guy in the big snow blower ran over a guy and killed him and he didn't even slow down.

Update: And the love of James' love was just knocked unconcious by her own father (and no, he's not the bad guy of the movie or anything, he just knocked her out so that she'd stop arguing - shrewd man...)

Update: Finally, after all this time we get to the high speed bobsled race. This moment could not arrive fast enough.

Update: At the 2010 Olympics in Vancouver, they need to give the bobsledders hand grenades. It really makes things more exciting.

Update: Aaaaaaannnnnnd she's dead.

In the end, it was all right. I've liked others better though.