Shaken, stirred, does it look like I care?

Casino Royale

Update: Oops, forgot to load the colour film. How embarassing.

Update: I like these opening titles. Kinda neat looking.

Update: This is so unrealistic - they're just making up names now. Mbale, Uganda. Like anyone would name a place like that.

Update: Madagascar? Okay, that one I can buy.

Update: Why go through the window when you can just bust through the wall?

Update: So much for 'needing him alive'

Update: Cool boat!

Update: So, I wouldn't want to be around Judi Dench (aka M) when she's angry.

Update: Oooh, now he's in the Bahamas. I'm getting tired of all of these fake locations. Why can't they ever be somewhere real like Metropolis or Gotham City? Seriously!

Update: And there's a Canadian flag.

Update: They let horses on their beach. I recommend not digging in the sand.

Update: "That slimy bugger." I love the British.

Update: Hey, Bond's playing poker! I thought he only knew how to play Bacarat.

Update: And he's winning!

Update: Without even cheating (probably) either

Update: I'm shocked. Bond is with a lady! How dare he. Sean Connery would never have...well, at least George Lazenby was a gentlem...Well, okay. But Timothy Dalton surely....Ah, but Sir Roger Moore was a paragon of virtue and...hmm. Pierce Brosnan? Well, all right, I guess it's not out of character.

Udpate: That guy's phone has a menu option in the text message area for Sent Messages and Outbox. I thought that was the same thing. That can only mean he has a phone FROM THE FUTURE!! Okay, that guy is spooky. And dead. Spo-dead.

Update: No wonder M hates Bond.

Update: I got a sunburn on the back of my neck today. It kinda hurts.

Update: Ooh, shiny. And big.

Update: Yeah. You get that bus! Dang bus.

Update: Don't mess with Miami PD. They gots assault weapons.

Update: This is no time for quiet contemplation. You're hanging out of a moving vehicle.

Update: NO ONE LIGHT A MATCH!

Update: Ewww. Kinda moist.

Update: He is so flexing.

Update: Still flexing. I think he's trying to impress M.

Update: Now he's in Montenegro. Or is it Monteafricanamerican? Can't be Monteblack. I can never keep up with being politically correct...

Update: She wants him!

Update: Seriously sweet car!

Update: He's wearing an expensive tux. That means he's gonna get into a fight. Or make love. Or both.

Update: At the same time...

Update: I must be the last person in the world (no hyperbole here EVER) who doesn't like this type of poker - the kind with two face down cards and five face up. I prefer the one with five cards in the hand and you trade 'em in. THAT'S real poker.

Update: Pee break!

Update: I don't think I've ever seen Bond finish a drink. He just takes a sip, puts it down and leaves.

Update: Here's the fight.

Update: The door says I SPRAT. I don't know what that means.

Update: He'll be fine.

Update: He's topless again!

Update: She just ruined a very expensive dress!

Update: Uh-oh. Bond just lost all his money. Well, technically the government's money.

Update: Now Felix Leiter is Black. I mean African American. Montenegran?

Update: For the record Felix Leiter is a recurring character - a CIA man that is a friend of James Bond. He's always been a white dude before.

Update: An old fashioned poisoning. How quaint.

Update: Good quip.

Update: Nice of them to pretend that the other players at the table matter.

Update: He just tipped the dealer $500,000. I need to be a high stakes poker dealer.

Update: He just wrecked a really nice car.

Update: Oh yeah, and nearly killed himself in the process.

Update: But seriously, the CAR!

Update: That girl needs to wear more clothing.

Update: You just cut the bottom out of the chair, don't make him sit on it. That won't be comfortable.

Update: And his shirt's off again.

Update: Whoop, there go the pants.

Update: He MUST work out...

Update: Dude, NOT COOL. He is torturing him by SACKING him. That's the worst torture I've seen!

Update: Not that I've seen many tortures.

Update: My toes are curling.

Update: "I just want you to know that if all that was left of you was your smile and your little finger, you'd still be more of a man than anyone I've ever met." Does it matter which finger? I'm just curious.

Update: "That's because you know what I can do with my little finger." He's quick.

Update: His shirt is off again. And he's wearing those goofy, European style swim trunks, the ones that are tight like speedos, but longer like normal swim trunks.

Update: Uh-oh. James said he loves her. And it all goes downhill from here.

Update: Quitter!

Update: His shirt is off. Again.

Update: You know, I may have burnt the back of my ears too.

Update: That's what happens when you trust a woman.

Update: Bond never wears hats anymore. That's a shame.

Update: Methinks Bond is not happy.

Update: I love Venice. He's sinking a building.

Update: Squish.

Update: Death by nail gun. Remember kids, always wear your hard hat in a construction zone. And armoured eyepatch.

Update: I do not want to die by drowning.

Update: He's kissing a dead woman. Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

Update: There's the classic line. Good way to end it.

Well, there you go, I have now seen all of the Bond movies. Keep watching this space for my big wrap up. As for Casino Royale, it was pretty good. Cool stunts, nice cars, adequate twists. Entertaining two hours (and a bit). I thought Daniel Craig did a good job. Not enough pie, but you can't have everything I suppose.