Cold Chills

This is copied directly from Scott Adams' BLOG (he's the guy who does the Dilbert comic strip). It's scary how accurate this is...

So what is up with women and horses?
Women generally don’t enjoy activities that involve dirt, mud, hay, flies, bad odors, and huge piles of feces. I realize I’m stereotyping here, and some of you women will write in to say how much you enjoy rolling in dung. But on average, men and women enjoy different activities.
For example, if you said to both men and women, “Why don’t you stick your head up a cow’s ass and see if you can yell MOO loudly enough so it comes out of the cow’s mouth?” most women would say no thanks while most men would wonder if it would work. To be fair, most men would eventually say no too, but a few would try it before going off to watch Jackass II on Imax.