Hiss. Roar. Roar?

Came across a candidate for the worst movie ever made. Boa vs. Python has it all: bad acting, plot holes, giant snakes, poor special effects, no logic, and nekkid women. Combine those elements together and you get a movie that almost physically hurts. I'm one who likes bad movies, but this one was just a bit too bad for my taste. It was one of those movies where no one acts like they would in real life, not even remotely. For instance, in one scene the female hero is having a contest with an ex-navy seal to see who can hold their breath underwater for the longest. The woman starts to remove her bikini while they are underwater, and the guy reacts like he had never seen a naked woman before. He loses his mind and nearly chokes to death because she undid one string. She didn't even take the thing off. Heck, most teenaged guys I know would remain more calm in that situation. It was completely ridiculous. The snakes are very obviously computer generated. And they also makes more noises than snakes usually make. Kind of a growling/screaming combination. It's terrible. Plus, one giant snake (the python) is loose in the sewers of Philadelphia, so they get another snake (the boa) to chase it. That is their plan. So they release the snake, and immediately the python tries to mate with the boa, so the boa runs away and the python chases it. I could go one, but I won't. Just don't watch this movie unless you are a bad movie junkie, and even then, go into it forewarned. Oi.