James. Bond James.

For Your Eyes Only

Update: This was released the year I was born!

Update: The return of Dr. Evil. Dun-dun-duuuuuuu! And he's dead.

Update: I love how Bond and Moneypenny flirt

Update: Yay! The early eighties when men wore short shorts!

Update: James Bond's burglar alarm is a bomb that blows up the car if anyone messes with it. It works great. Once.

Update: His new car is getting less aerodynamic with each passing moment

Update: An ice rink, and no one is playing hockey? What a waste.

Update: Wow, for the first time ever, Bond didn't let the pretty girl know he was a spy.

Update: And now he is resisting the pretty young woman. What is wrong with him?

Update: I stubbed my toe, and it really hurts.

Update: Dirtbikes with metal spikes on the tires for traction in snow. I want one.

Update: And the truth comes out. Biatheletes (skiing and shooting) are all assassin-snipers.

Update: Apparently James Bond could win all of the winter Olympics. By himself. Even the hockey.

Update: He picked up his dirtbike and threw it at Bond. He missed.

Update: Finally, hockey players. They're terrible at fighting, though. Must be European players. He knocked one down with the Zamboni.

Update: Psychos in dune buggies just ran over a woman. And then the psycho was killed with a spear in the back.

Update: The shark looked like it had a gotee.

Update: Look out Bond, it sounds like Darth Vader is coming to get you!

Update: Those shorts are so tight I can tell what religion he is.

Update: The shark totally attacked that guy's crotch first.

Update: Q dressed as a priest! I bet he'd have some great gadgets for penance!

Update: And now they have a woman jumping on a trampoline. Sigh.

Update: Well now, that wasn't very nice, slapping a woman. Especially one who had just jumped on the trampoline for you. Sigh.

Update: Right through the stain glassed window. There's a surprise.

Update: Hey, he laughed! Russians didn't laugh! They were too evil for laughter.

All done!