At least Q is still cool!

Octopussy

Update: I'm watching Octopussy and eating pie. A good day in my books.

Update: Three minutes in and he's already been captured. Bond is the worst spy ever.

Update: He was being taken away in the back of a truck, being guarded by two men. They were distracted by a pretty girl and he was able to pull the ripchords that deployed their parachutes. The parachutes caught the air and pulled them off of the truck. I still am not sure why they were wearing parachutes in the first place. I guess you can never be too careful?

Update: Now he's flying a plane that was disguised as a horse.

Update: Oh no, the clown's escaping. Get him!

Update: Good, they got him!

Update: The clown was a spy. Or perhaps the spy was a clown...

Update: The Russians are holding auctions to raise money. They are so evil!

Update: It's never pretty when generals sulk.

Update: A helicopter with pontoons for water landings. Cool.

Update: The hotel clerk looks like he's wearing one of those fake mustaches and nose set of glasses.

Update: It's hard to take the thug seriously when he is wearing a turban. Turban's just aren't intimidating.

Update: She scrapbooks, twenty years before it was cool. She is soooo avant garde. Arrr.

Udpate: The pie is a cranberry-apple pie. It was good. It is done now.

Update: Darn birds.

Update: James spoke. Unfortunately, he was impersonating a dead body at the time. Fortunately they didn't notice. Idjits.

Update: Now he's swinging through the trees and yelling like tarzan. Sigh.

Update: Somehow my sound and picture became uncoordinated. I have to shut 'er down and try agin.

Update: All fixed.

Update: He's gonna get some octopussy booty.

Update: Later

Update: I LIKE Q! HE'S FISHING! AND WEARING A HAT!

Update: She is in shipping, hotels, and circuses. Diversify, diversify, diversify.

Update: That was the angriest kiss I've ever seen.

Update: Okay, now he's gonna get...you know.

Update: Q was just killed! Just kidding. It was only some guy who was helping Q keep an eye on Bond. it's okay.

Update: ooh, a circus.

Update: Aaahhh, a clown. Get him. Get him!!

Update: On a related note, you should go see The Prestige. I guess you'd have to rent it. Either way, watch that movie. That's a good movie.

Update: Having the Russians try for world domination in 1983 seems to be a bit desperate on the part of the screenwriter. True, it is a rogue guy, but it seems like an old cliche by then. Sure the wall didn't fall until '89, but that was just a symbolic act. The iron curtain was rather see through long before then.

Update: Oooookay. The rims lost the rubber, so naturally he was able to drive on railroad tracks like a train. Cuz cars are the exact same width as trains. Convenient.

Update: That crane got there fast.

Update: He's in the gorilla suit! Look in the gorilla suit! They never look in the gorilla suit.

Update: He's still there! He's not even standing still!! Are you going to look?!

Update: Oh sure, wait till he leaves and THEN check the gorilla suit. Idjit.

Update: He's in Germany. Why can't I be in Germany? I want to be in Germany.

Update: Okay, baby tigers are cute.

Update: That's what you get for not getting off the phone, lady. He'll steal your car every time.

Update: And they used the "get a blast out of this" line. As soon as I saw the nuclear bomb (there's a nuclear bomb) I knew that line would get used somewhere.

Update: They're using BMWs for police cars. Europe is so cool.

Update: Now Bond is the clown. Won't somebody get the clown already?!?

Update: Okay, so he was telling the truth about the bomb, and he probably saved thousands of lives. But he's dressed as a clown! GET HIM!

Update: Yay! Q is flying a hot air balloon!

Update: Girls in bikinis carrying large guns. It's probably best if I don't comment on that...

Update: Ooh, Q's a playa.

Update: He's holding onto a plane with one hand. While it is flying.

Update: And now the turban thug has been sent out onto the wing to get him. Sigh.

Update: Why'd they kill the turban guy? He never wore a clown suit!

Update: I won't say this was the worst Bond so far. I may think it loudly. Loudly enough to type it. But I won't say it.

Update: I want more pie.